Cheering up DT

Still feeling upset abt David being depressed at the dawn of a new year. So thought of a few things to cheer him up ^__^ First some silly music jokes:
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
For the geek in DT:
Yummies for DT:
Mugging DT *__*